‘Sometimes I Lay Awake at Night, Wincing With Embarrassment’ Admits Peter Andre

‘Sometimes I Lay Awake at Night, Wincing With Embarrassment’ Admits Peter Andre

As winner of our much coveted Twat of the Year award, Peter Andre has spoken for the first time about his years spent laying awake at night, quite literally wincing with embarrassment.

Andre told us: ‘It’s when my head hits the pillow, and I start reflecting on my day that it starts. Things I’ve said, outrageous claims I’ve made, lies I’ve told, the list goes on really. Then, after I’ve justified one particular thing to myself, I’ll remember another sordid photo shoot, or the fact I’ve had kids with Katie Price. That one gets me wincing myself to sleep most nights.’

The self-confessed ‘guy’s guy’, also admitted to spending a whole day with his head in his hands, after he signed a deal allowing OK magazine to install camera’s in his house.

‘It was a real low point for me.’ Admits the Aussie born popstrel. ‘They (OK magazine) come up with these ideas and I’m just powerless to turn them down.’

After being booed out of his local ASDA supermarket during the weekly shop, the Andre family have considered a move to pastures new.

‘I must admit, things have got a bit out of hand. I get death offers now, when it used to be death threats. Someone offered me a million quid last week to do a skydive without a parachute.’

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