Labour MP Diane ‘Da Ass’ Abbott Quits Adult Entertainment Business

Labour MP Diane ‘Da Ass’ Abbott Quits Adult Entertainment Business

Big booty Mama and Labour MP Diane ‘Da Ass’ Abbott has opened up about her plans to retire from the adult entertainment business.

Fresh from the success of her autobiography ‘Me, Ma Booty and Ma Political Duty’, Ms Abbott has decided to hang up her G-string and concentrate on her valuable work for the Labour Party.

She told us: ‘The porn thing was just to pay for my degree initially, then the big booty explosion of the noughties kicked in and I was seriously in demand.’

Diane shot to fame whilst appearing in classic big booty skinflicks ‘All Up in Dat Azz’ and the politically themed ‘Booty/Question Time’.

‘Initially it was just pics and stuff, then predictably, it progressed to full on hardcore – which paid for my Masters degree. Looking back, I was very lucky to have got involved when I did.’

Ms. Abbott’s children are said to be ‘very proud’ of their Mum’s glittering porn career.

‘Now I’ve retired from the biz, I can concentrate on my constituency and my policy’s. There’s much more to me than just a fine ass booty.’

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